"I am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful, because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter. Yes, one blessed letter. READ MORE...
No tap-ins to be seen here, guvnor.
The King of the Kop is back in the Premier League with an eye for a goal and a nose for... oh, hang on, no, that was never proven.
You know you've seen a good football fight when a plastic chair gets thrown. Result.
Erm yeah, that's the Russian Premier League, naturally.
I remember Niall Quinn doing this once, but he's lanky so it doesn't count.
