"I am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful, because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter. Yes, one blessed letter.

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WEEK COMMENCING 4th August 2008

BALL-BUSTING...
MONDAY 4th AUGUST 2008

An Open Goal classic, as Morecambe's Wayne Curtis scores and almost certainly wishes he hadn't.


 
CHELSEA MUGGING MILAN...
TUESDAY 5th AUGUST 2008

I'm not a big fan of Chelsea, but what I can abide is English sides giving supposed European superpowers (and Italian ones at that) a right good roasting. Respect to that. All join in now... From Stamford Bridge to Wem-ber-ley, we'll keep the blue flag...


 
BEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS...
WEDNESDAY 6th AUGUST 2008

Also familiarly known in the game as 'worst goal celebrations'.


 
RUTHLESS GERMAN CHEESE...
THURSDAY 7th AUGUST 2008

Even in relatively poor quality, the sheer nonsense of this press conference to unveil the new Bayern Munich kit goes almost beyond comprehension. It's a football shirt, love, not apolocalyptic warfare...


 
OLYMPIC FOOTBALL TEASER...
FRIDAY 8th AUGUST 2008

Now do you see why there's no GB team?


 
TOP 5 BICYCLE KICK GOALS...
SATURDAY 9th AUGUST 2008

For kids who didn't use stabilisers, presumably.


 
TOP 5 VOLLEYS...
SUNDAY 10th AUGUST 2008

Some top volleys. Five of them, in fact.