This is Inspector Spam Filter, the invincible virus repeller.
He scoffs at the idea of unsolicited mail, but unfortunately we've left him in charge of the Open Goal DVD giveaway.

Yes, our mates at ILC Media are giving away 10 copies of the 'History of England' DVD...for the next 50 days - that's something in the region of 500 copies, you know. But how can you possibly get hold of one with our IT incumbent guarding his Inbox like a hawk?

Well, we've heard that at a certain time each day, the Inspector heads off for some grub (some tinned ham, no doubt), allowing any quantity of emailed chaff in through the gates. We'll advertise this sacred time each day in the 'Filter Timeout' above...it could be first thing in the morning, it might be just as David Bobin takes over the night shift on Sky Sports News, but rest assured the first 10 people to email in past that time will be assured of their 'History of England' DVD. No mistake. No questions asked. And we'll inform the lucky winners at crack of sparrow the following day."

The first 10 people to send an email to competitions@opengoalmagazine.co.uk following Inspector Spam's Filter Timeout win a copy of 'History of England' DVD.

Our DVD delights are very kindly provided for us by our friends at ILC Media. www.ilcmediadirect.com