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"I
am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the
Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful,
because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered
in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter.
Yes, one blessed letter.
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Euro
2008 Final
Sunday, 7.45pm
Germany v Spain
So here we are. Open Goal's
Swiss Cheese Swingometer has been plunging
to and fro between profit and loss for
the past fortnight. The idea was to gauge
whether each tournament match lived up
to expectations, and to eventually come
out with a positive or negative result.
Simple.
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We
have swayed wildly like a 14-year-old
experimenting with alcohol for the first
time, but after a procession of respective
nail-biters and coma-inducers, the end
result is that we are a mighty '+1' heading
into tonight's Euro 2008 showdown.
So for weeks of planning, plotting, predicting
and provaticating, it comes down to this.
Reasons to be cheerful:
- I've got 18/1 on David Villa being top
scorer
- Shots of Heidi Klum in the crowd
- The Euro 2008 Swiss Cheese Swingometer
to be shown to offer groundbreaking research
to the football world
Reasons to
be fearful:
- Shots of Torsten Frings on the pitch
- Ruthless Germany efficiency
- The Euro 2008 Swiss Cheese Swingometer
to be shown to offer absolutely nothing
conclusive to the football world despite
three hard weeks of toil.
Open Goal Hysteria
Hunch:
Few predict it will
be a classic, though the two contrasting
styles may leave this one wide open in
terms of predicting a winner. Spain appear
to be the punters' favourites, but whether
they can translate that into some entertaining
fodder remains to be seen.
We predict
(out of 10): 6 yodels.
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