"I am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful, because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter. Yes, one blessed letter.

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FOOTBALL'S TRUE HEROES: PART 1 - DREWE BROUGHTON MONDAY 31st MARCH 2008
Spare a thought for Drewe Broughton this Monday morning. "Who?" I hear you hollar?
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CLOCKS GO FORWARD, SO IT'S TERRACE TEARJERKER SEASON... SUN 30th MARCH 2008
Did the full reveal of the relegation spectre really come as so much of a surprise to Derby's fans?
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FRIDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR...FOOTBALL?
SATURDAY 29th MARCH 2008
Friday nights were made for certain things...but live football isn’t one of them.

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SALIVA IN EL SALVADOR...
FRIDAY 28th MARCH 2008
As fixtures go, we're way past scraping the bottom of the barrel here, and have resorted to gouging large chunks out of the bastard.
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I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND IT'S NOT GINGER...THURSDAY 27th MARCH 2008
Was that Wes Brown in an England shirt last night?
Do we have an entire defensive line out injured?

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ALLEZ LE BECKS...
WEDNESDAY 26th MARCH 2008

Zut alors! There must have been a better way...


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MARVIN KEOWN - FUNNIEST MAN IN FOOTBALL... TUESDAY 25th MARCH 2008
The self-professed 'Most Jovial Man in Football' recounts a tale of mirth, mischief and mullets...

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JOHN HARKES SPOTTED IN WEST LONDON...
MONDAY 24th MARCH 2008

One Yank in a squad is political correctness, two is verging on careless, but five of the blighters is just ridiculous...
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FOOTBALL PSYCHE CHALLENGES
'DAY OF REST'
SUNDAY 23rd MARCH 2008
Between the hours of 10 and 12 this morning, large parts of the United Kingdom warped into a strange and perverse parallel universe...
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COLE THE CLOWN AS GRAND SLAM CIRCUS ROLLS IN TO TOWN... SAT 22nd MARCH 2008
There are so many good and valid reasons for the football public to despise Chelski...
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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY...
FRIDAY 21st MARCH 2008
It's Good Friday, and Friday is good.

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TAKING HINTS...
THURSDAY 20th MARCH 2008
Why footballers must be thick skinned...

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TWO BOVRILS PLEASE...
WEDNESDAY 19th MARCH 2008
Behold! A fixture that sits so far isolated in the void of apathy that people genuinely turn up just for the Bovril...
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HAWAY THE TOON
TUESDAY 18th MARCH 2008
Why do we crave fallen giants, showing an unhealthily interest in sides we'd never normally give a chuff about?
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HEROES & VILLAINS
MONDAY 17th MARCH 2008
The goodies and baddies of the Premier weekend...

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WEEKEND ODDSWATCH
FRIDAY 14th MARCH 2008
The big bets you should be considering this weekend…
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TRUE OR FALSE? - AFONSO ALVES
THURSDAY 13th MARCH 2008
Just who is the shadowy Brazilian who has arrived at Middlesbrough and bemused the fans with his unique brand of mediocrity?
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DROPWATCH: THE OG GUIDE TO THE RELEGATION DANGER ZONE
WEDNESDAY 12th MARCH 2008
Part two of our look at the teams that are teetering on the edge of the precipice…
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PREMIER POCKET MONEY
WEDNESDAY 12th MARCH 2008
Stuff for the stars to splash their cash on…

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EXCLUSIVE: FA CUP SEMI DRAW - THE REHEARSAL MONDAY 10th MARCH 2008
Who got who in practice?

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WEEKEND ODDSWATCH
SATURDAY 8th MARCH 2008
The big bets you should be considering this weekend…
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TRUE OR FALSE? LUCAS LEIVA
FRIDAY 7th MARCH 2008
Liverpool’s Brazilian wonderkid examined…

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BUNCH OF FIVE: FOOTBALLING FASHIONISTAS
THURSDAY 6th MARCH 2008
The footballing cocks of the catwalk.

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AROUND THE CLUBS - LIVERPOOL
WEDNESDAY 5th MARCH 2008
By Gerry Ormonde. The Reebok Stadium has never been a happy hunting ground for Liverpool under Rafa Benitez....
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DROPWATCH: THE OG GUIDE TO THE RELEGATION DANGER ZONE
WEDNESDAY 5th MARCH 2008
Part one of our guide to the teams who are battling to avoid the drop…
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AROUND THE CLUBS - ASTON VILLA
TUESDAY 4th MARCH 2008
By Damian Dugdale.
We went to Arsenal and we should have won...

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AROUND THE CLUBS - FULHAM
MONDAY 3rd MARCH 2008
By Richard Allen
Can Man Utd have had any easier games this year?...

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