"I am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful, because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter. Yes, one blessed letter.

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EURO 2008 SWISS CHEESE SWINGOMETER SWINGS NO MORE... MONDAY 30th JUNE 2008
Incredibly, after predicting 31 matches involving 16 teams, our various pundits were within a whisker of the money...
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EURO FAREWELL...
SUNDAY 29th JUNE 2008
It's the Final that probably spells out best the true differences in the game of football...
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MOTTY SAYS GOODBYE, SLOWLY...
SATURDAY 28th JUNE 2008
BBC's commentating great is as renowned for his gaffs and guffours as he is cutting edge soccer diatribe...
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OPEN GOAL PRESENTS...FRANK SINCLAIR DAY! FRIDAY 27th JUNE 2008
It's Frank Sinclair Day on Open Goal, or should that be 'Own Goal'?!
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BACK TO BLACK...
THURSDAY 26th JUNE 2008

The Premier League announced this morning that, at 25, Stuart Atwell, will become the youngest ever top-level referee...
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NEVER GO BACK...
WEDNESDAY 25th JUNE 2008

Never go back, they say, and for a while longer, it seems that Peter Crouch hasn't, but I still wouldn't rule it out...
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AN END TO TRANSFER MARKET MADNESS?
TUESDAY 24th JUNE 2008

This may be my last ever Open Goal diary entry, as I am considering becoming an FTC, that's a 'Football Transfer Consultant'...
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SHEAR CLASS FROM BIG AL...
MONDAY 23rd JUNE 2008

Big Al probably thought his pace of life would quieten a little after he retired from the daily rigours of playing, not so...
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE BULLDOGS GONE?
SUNDAY 22nd JUNE 2008

It's Stuart Pearce Day at Open Goal and a part of me is wondering where that bulldog spirit has gone?
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SEASON'S GREETINGS...
SATURDAY 21st JUNE 2008

Bloody hell, that didn't last long - the new football season officially starts today...
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CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
FRIDAY 20th JUNE 2008

Something I'll never know is how it feels to score a goal that lifts the roof off a stadium packed with passionate supporters...
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ENGLAND WILL BE EURO 2008 CHAMPIONS...
THURSDAY 19th JUNE 2008

It's true! The BBC told me. Admittedly, this was
some five years ago...
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THE FOOTBALL FALLOUT...
WEDNESDAY 18th JUNE 2008

Ever watched a game in the evening, turned the telly off at 10pm then woken up the next morning to find that all hell has broken loose?
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MORE PENALTY MADNESS AT THE EUROS...
TUESDAY 17th JUNE 2008

Could Italy and France be battling it out for the much coveted 3rd place from the penalty spot tonight?
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THE ULTIMATE FIXTURE PILE-UP...
MONDAY 16th JUNE 2008

It's a great relief to have woken up from a deep slumber this morning to find that today's the day the new Premier League fixtures are out...
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TURKISH PLAYERS FACE TOUGH EXAMINATION... SUNDAY 15th JUNE 2008
Three Turkey players prepared for potentially the most crucial ninety minutes of their careers by waking up early this morning to sit an exam...
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HEALY? REALLY?
SATURDAY 14th JUNE 2008
I'm all for average footballers getting a mention - that's what ITV's coverage of the Championship is for, surely, but David Healy getting an MBE?
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DAGGERS DRAWN IN CARLING CUP...
FRIDAY 13th JUNE 2008
Carling Cup First Round draw throws up a day
for football humblings...

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CLARIDGE DOWN IN THE DUMPS...
THURSDAY 12th JUNE 2008
We all make mistakes, and Steve Claridge was smart enough to own up to his this week, after concocting a very leaky story to police...
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GAMBLER'S LOGIC ALIVE AND WELL...
WEDNESDAY 11th JUNE 2008
There must be something about gambler's logic that kicks in at certain points, as I discovered during a trip to the barbers...
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RUUD BWOY'S BACK IN TOWN...
TUESDAY 10th JUNE 2008
Only a couple of hours to go until I pick up my batch of 'Ruud van Nistelrooy Fair Play' t-shirts from the printer...
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MUTU'S COCAINE BLUES...
MONDAY 9th JUNE 2008
There's something peculiar yet familiar about the manner in which Chelsea's pursuit of Adriano Mutu has gathered pace over the last 24 hours...
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MUM'S THE WORD...
SUNDAY 8th JUNE 2008
Seems that Real Madrid have reckoned without the Mum factor in their pursuit of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo...
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NOSEY PARKER IN CALENDAR CATASTROPHE
SATURDAY 7th JUNE 2008
Paul Parker is showing an adverse reaction to the excitement of the European Championships opening ceremony later today...
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FOOTBALL? EUR ON MATE!
FRIDAY 6th JUNE 2008
It's the opening day of the European Championships! Whoop whoop!
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NAILS AND SLEDGEHAMMERS...
THURSDAY 5th JUNE 2008
It seems Fulham boss Roy Hodgson is looking at
gung-ho solutions to his squad's recent failings...
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SPARKY BLOWS A GASKET...
WEDNESDAY 4th JUNE 2008
Even the most irrational dose of mental mayhem shouldn't want to make Mark Hughes roll along at Eastlands next season...
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LIGHT RELIEF FROM LUPINS AND LILLIES...
TUESDAY 3rd JUNE 2008
A potentially mind-numbing trip to the garden centre yields unexpected rewards...
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SAY WHAT YOU SEE...
MONDAY 2nd JUNE 2008
The thing about secrets is they're no fun if you have to keep 'em to yourself. It's almost like self-torment...
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HOARDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE...
SUNDAY 1st JUNE 2008
Life is full of grey areas, and there are few more off-white than that line between being sentimental, and being a dirty great hoarder...
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