It's
that time of year again. While the footy
season is reaching its climax, the lesser
hacks on the tabloid production line are
scrabbling around for a story here and
there.
With
players strictly banned from talking to
the press about anything other than the
previous or forthcoming match, and orders
from the club bosses that, given the crucial
time of the season, social lives must
be made shorter than a Strangeways inmate,
there's only one thing for a nervous journo
to do ..
MAKE STUFF UP!
So armed with the phrases
'allegedly', 'rumoured' and 'sources close
to the club' for buoyancy aids, a clutch
of writers have dived full-length into
the pool of transfer market tripe this
morning. |
