CHELSEA STARS GO BARNSLEY
– 25/1

What are the chances of Chelsea’s array of super-talent taking to the pubs and clubs of Barnsley following their FA Cup quarter-final, liking what they see and putting in an en masse transfer request demanding moves to the plucky South Yorkshire strugglers in the summer? Pretty, pretty good we think. How does Didier Drogba really know that he won’t enjoy the charms of Chennell’s until he’s f***ing well tried it? Eh?

ARSENE – “THE PITCH WAS TO
BLAME” – 3/1

hey might have seen off Milan but Sunday’s trip to Wigan could represent a major banana skin for Arsenal, particularly with the current state of the JJB turf. We’re not sure but it seems as though some kind of midnight alien drag racing has been going on up the middle of the pitch. Odds on that Arsene will have a bit of a whinge about it if his boys don’t pick up maximum points on Sunday. Chances are he’ll have a grumble even if they do