"I
am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the
Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful,
because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered
in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter.
Yes, one blessed letter.
Lucas lives in a giant hollowed-out
bongo drum which was built by his great
great grandfather. It had to be towed
to England fastened to the back of the
QE2.
TRUE
OR FALSE?
He is an occasional member of Nick Cave’s
backing group The Bad Seeds. He plays
the bongo drums.
TRUE OR FALSE?
Lucas was banned from playing with a
Brazilian youth team for nine months after
being caught playing with dandelions threaded
in his hair.
