I’m sure you’ll agree the big game of the weekend is Fort William’s clash with Keith (that’s a team, not a really fit bloke who can fill all 11 positions on his own) in the Scottish Highlands league.

Bless ‘em, the Fort (oh the irony) have conceded 94 goals already this season. Can Keith tip them over the 100-goals conceded mark? Swindon’s record of 101 goals conceded in the English Premiership in 1993/94 would pale in comparison.

The good news for Fort William fans is that they have home advantage. They’ve won a game at home and only conceded 46 goals compared to 63 on their travels.

The bad news is that Keith are quite good. Third, in fact. Even worse, they have the second highest goalscoring record away from home in the division, scoring 46.

Amazingly, though, a Fort win could see them gain ground on the teams above them, Lossimouth and Rothes. And who do they face on the last day of the season? Rothes. Huge.

Who needs the Premiership?