ENGLAND 2002:
Becks, Oweny and the boys were consulted by Burtons when it came to the cut of the official World Cup suit and Sven even modelled it before they jetted off to the Far East. They might as well have taken to the field in the thing, such was their abject performance when knocked out against Brazil.

GEORGE BEST:
When he was tantalising defenders, tanking back champers and teasing the rude parts of beauty queens, George fancied himself as a fashion guru and opened his own boutique, as clothes shops were called back in the 1960s. Man City’s Mike Summerbee was the co-owner and the business provided welcome relief from getting pissed and being late for training.