THE
PICK OF THE WEEK'S FOOTY QUOTES
"I
think the haircut helps. Having my hair
cut used to help me. I used to feel leaner
and sharper. Meaner. So I might shave
mine next month."
Roy Keane on shaven-headed
Sunderland keeper Craig Gordon. Watch
out for Keano wearing studs on the touchline
next.
"The bottom
line is Steven Gerrard doesn't need to
be England captain, but you get an extra
10% from JT if he's in charge. I'm not
saying John is less of a player when he's
not captain..."
Steve McClaren shows
the more of the slack-minded idiocy that
got him the sack.
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"It seems as if the
Premier League is more interested in going on
holiday at the moment and sunning themselves
in Los Angeles or Japan."
Brentford manager Andy Scott would rather see
goal line technology than Dick Scudamore on
a pedalo.
"I am not a Messiah."
Fabio Capello admits to a weakness. He'd better
bloody well sort it out.
"The only feedback
I've had off the chairman is him asking me 'Do
you want a pie?'"
That's rich coming from dinnerlady-alike Steve
Bruce.
Mmmm...pie....

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