"I am not a number, I'm a free man," bellowed the Prisoner. Greedy sod, he should have been grateful, because Coventry City striker Paul Williams is remembered in the tomes of football folly by just a solitary letter. Yes, one blessed letter.

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BIG MOUTHS STRIKE AGAIN
TUESDAY 12th FEBRUARY 2008

THE PICK OF THE WEEK'S FOOTY QUOTES


"I think the haircut helps. Having my hair cut used to help me. I used to feel leaner and sharper. Meaner. So I might shave mine next month."


Roy Keane on shaven-headed Sunderland keeper Craig Gordon. Watch out for Keano wearing studs on the touchline next.

"The bottom line is Steven Gerrard doesn't need to be England captain, but you get an extra 10% from JT if he's in charge. I'm not saying John is less of a player when he's not captain..."

Steve McClaren shows the more of the slack-minded idiocy that got him the sack.

"It seems as if the Premier League is more interested in going on holiday at the moment and sunning themselves in Los Angeles or Japan."

Brentford manager Andy Scott would rather see goal line technology than Dick Scudamore on a pedalo.

"I am not a Messiah."

Fabio Capello admits to a weakness. He'd better bloody well sort it out.

"The only feedback I've had off the chairman is him asking me 'Do you want a pie?'"

That's rich coming from dinnerlady-alike Steve Bruce.

Mmmm...pie....

 

 

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